Meme watch: But what about Benton's Owner?
I love it when these memes spring from nowhere, and I assume we've all seen the latest, with BENTON! t-shirts already available
Ad the obligatory mash-up:
But pity his poor owner
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BentonsOwnerOh Christ. Benton!! Benton!!! Benton and/or Fenton!! 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerFenton! #maybethatmightwork 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerI wish I'd given my dog a more clearly defined name. #Benton #Fenton 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerMaybe if he could tell whether his name was Benton, Fenton or possibly even Benson, he wouldn't be chasing these deer through Richmond Park. 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerBenton. Fenton. Benton. Fenton. #ohjesuschrist 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerOh Jesus Christ. Now all the deer are running across the traffic on that road. Oh Jesus Christ. 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerThis is the last thing I wanted to happen when I took my dog out for a walk in a park full of deer. 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerI really hope there's nobody videoing this. 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerBenton is now chasing after Hugh Grant. He always brings shame on me. 1 day ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerBenton. Benton. Benton. Benton. Benton. #Benton 19 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwner@BentonWoofWoof Oh Jesus Christ. 19 hours ago in reply to BentonWoofWoof reply reply all retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerBENTONBENTONBENTONBENTON. Oh Christ. I'm out of breath. BENTON. 19 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerIn my dreams, I become Benton, and he becomes me. 19 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerI dream I am free, bounding across the grass with the scent of deer blood in my nostrils, Benton's voice calling to me from far behind. 19 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerI am the wind. I am nature unchained. I am death itself, and the deer shall know my kiss before long. Benton cannot match my pace. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerBenton stumbles after me, invoking his god and calling my name in tongues I do not understand. He does not know my true name. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerAnd then I am upon the deer. Tooth meets flesh; the song of pain is sung; we merge. The deer and I are one, united in blood. We are purity. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerAnd then I wake. And once again I am lying in Richmond Park, crying and sweating, with angry motorists shouting at me. This always happens. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerAlso there's some git with a video camera saying "this is great YouTube material." 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
BentonsOwnerUnsteadily, I stand, ignoring the jeers. Tomorrow, I shall dream again. But now, I must find Benton. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerBenton? Benton. Benton. Benton! Benton! BENTON!!! 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerOh Jesus Christ. 18 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwner@Fentonthedog @jackseale @MarinaOLoughlin You'll always be Benton to me. What happened to the good times, Benton? Before the deer? 18 hours ago in reply to Fentonthedog reply reply all retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwner@Fentonthedog @marklockett No. Mornings are a twat. 10 hours ago in reply to Fentonthedog reply reply all retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwner...benton? 10 hours ago reply retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwner@alex_thomas No. I fear I am doomed to chase him for all eternity. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. 9 hours ago in reply to alex_thomas reply reply all retweet fwd |
BentonsOwner@Fentonthedog @marklockett Only if you PROMISE not to chase any deer. 9 hours ago in reply to Fentonthedog reply reply all retweet fwd |
BentonsOwner@Fentonthedog @marklockett Frankly, if you don't drop that attitude, I'm going to rename you "Olac Moon Pilot" or "Saxonsprings Hackensack". 8 hours ago in reply to Fentonthedog reply reply all retweet fwd |
BentonsOwner@TheElmbridgeMag @TheRichmondMag Sadly, the only words I can actually say are "Benton" and "oh Jesus Christ", so might be a dull interview. 7 hours ago in reply to TheElmbridgeMag reply reply all retweet fwd |
BentonsOwner@TheElmbridgeMag @TheRichmondMag Oh Jesus Christ. 6 hours ago in reply to TheElmbridgeMag reply reply all retweet fwd |
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BentonsOwnerOh Christ: http://t.co/AwJmE2Kf 1 hour ago reply retweetfwd |
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